The Use of Superlatives

Him:

Awww man! You won of the mostest beautifulest womens I'd seen up here yet! You way hotter than my momma's friends back home!

Her:

you look kinda familiar

Him:

Oh no, hells no! You don't know me unless you have me mistaken for someone else... Then it might be possible I'll be familiar to you.
I give myself pony tails for fun!