Lexiconology

Her:

Only profile that comes up to the search of "butt pregnant" highlighted. Nice work tiger!

Him:

Heh. Thanks.

Her:

You're welcome. However, don't be shocked if I start using it and it makes it's way into the les vocabulary. Ps . Don't let the pics or profile fool you on here. I'm feisty and scrappy enough to use butt pregnant in conversation.
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Him:

Do it!
Don't let the nonsensical blabber fool you, I'm not as insightful and caring as my profile may make me out. I actually am full of shit and have no idea what Im talking about!
Butt fuckin' punk!
When I lived on a farm I had a billy goat, it was my friend. Me and that Billy would do everything. Likes I said, it was a Billy goat, so I named it Charlie.
We'd skateboard, hide and seek, swimming... Stand on high places...
I'd kiss him on the mouth too. Shit! I aint gay. But that's an aminal.
Anyways, one day I saw that billy goat suckin his own wiener and just'a spray all over his face. I got mad. I'm glad it got it's head stuck in a fence.

Her:

Wow you are full of shit;)

Him:

True story
just not mine.

Her:

Sadly, its a story that ends in jealousy. All over the ability to lick you're own Johnson. Do guys really wish they could?

Him:

No hell no!
I never wish I could do that to myself! Now, my room mate. Yes. I wish I could do that to him all the time!
So what? I aint no homo chondriac!
I don't have enough cigarettes for this shit.

Her:

Isn't it easier to just say go fuck yourself? Besides if someone could do that I'd be amazed!